neolution:

saunteringvaguelydownwards:

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

You know when you’re the big spoon and sleeping with someone and they wake up a little and realize you’re holding them and scoot even closer to you then fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

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Wednesday Sep 17 @ 08:53pm

moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%

Wednesday Sep 17 @ 08:27pm
gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

You also have to pay in Australia …..

gallifrey-feels:

falsecatalyst:

darkhopesandbrightnightmares:

asyourshadowfalls:

thecrazyfilipino:

just saying

wait…they’re not free?

Not in America

Wait, where are they free?

literally everywhere else

You also have to pay in Australia …..

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 11:07pm

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 08:53pm

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

This woman has a lot of good shit to say.

Tuesday Sep 16 @ 08:27pm

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

Sunday Sep 14 @ 08:27pm

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

Wednesday Sep 10 @ 09:20pm
Wednesday Sep 10 @ 08:53pm

hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

Wednesday Sep 10 @ 08:27pm
Tuesday Sep 9 @ 11:33pm
Cigarettes look so harmless but then again so did you. (via the-psycho-cutie) Tuesday Sep 9 @ 11:07pm
vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 10:40pm

pelluit:

hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 10:13pm

dollarsign:

what’s a kiss without a little booty grabbing?

Tuesday Sep 9 @ 09:47pm
Tuesday Sep 9 @ 09:20pm
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