Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.
someone come cuddle and watch netflix with me
or we could just have sex i mean hey im down for anything
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my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
Girl: Want to come over ;)
Me: A wizard just turned me into a duck.
Girl: I’m off my -
wow I really want you on top of me
THE WAY HE PUTS HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK
ITS LIKE HES A LITTLE TODDLER WHO HAS JUST TATTLE TALED ON SOME OTHER KID AND FEELS REALLY PROUD OF HIMSELF AND LOOKS TO THE TEACHER BECAUSE HE FEELS HE DESERVES A “WELL DONE” STICKER ON HIS FACE
Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.
I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.
#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close