You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
You know when you’re the big spoon and sleeping with someone and they wake up a little and realize you’re holding them and scoot even closer to you then fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%
wait…they’re not free?
Not in America
Wait, where are they free?
literally everywhere else
You also have to pay in Australia …..
This woman has a lot of good shit to say.
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."
hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
what’s a kiss without a little booty grabbing?